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 18:49 | 9/Feb/2008 |
| TRY THIS | |
| TRY THIS 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!! Ahah; I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it.
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| 18:48 | 9/Feb/2008 |
| BEST"OUT-OF-OFFICE"E-MAIL AUTO REPLIES: | |
| Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail toget the position .2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.4: Sorry...
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| 18:45 | 9/Feb/2008 |
| FACTS | |
| 1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million peoplein the world?2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregationlaws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body ...
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| 18:44 | 9/Feb/2008 |
| CHILDLESS COUPLE | |
| Childless coupleThere once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest."My children," the priest began, "The Lord will listen to your prayers, and I am sure that you will be blessed with children shortl...
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| 18:43 | 9/Feb/2008 |
| TOAST | |
| John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, John, what was your toast?" John Said, "Here's to spending the rest of me...
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| 18:39 | 9/Feb/2008 |
| SHERLOCK HOMES | |
| Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.“And what do you deduce from t...
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| 18:12 | 8/Feb/2008 |
| WHY????????OOOOO???WHY??????? | |
| Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on " insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use ster...
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| 18:10 | 8/Feb/2008 |
| INTERVIEW | |
| Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and...
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| 18:07 | 8/Feb/2008 |
| IT IS TRUE...........21st CENTURY | |
| Our communication - WirelessOur telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - JoblessOur food - FatlessOur labor - EffortlessOur conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - CarelessOur feelings - HeartlessOur politics - ShamelessOur education - ValuelessOur follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our boss - Brainless O...
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| 18:06 | 8/Feb/2008 |
| CUSTOMS CHECK | |
| A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?""Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.Is there any way you...
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| A M Daniel | 20:16 | 8/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (233)
| City: Hyderabad
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| LIFE'S LESSONS |
| LIFE'S LESSONS. * Have faith in yourself and your abilities. · Don't be too proud to ask for help. · One door closes, but another door somewhere is opening. Be alert. · Work towards improving yourself all the time. Never be complacent. · If today is not going the way you want it to, don't fret. Tomorrow will be a bri...
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| Raghavan | 11:15 | 29/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (56)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: philosophy,music,...
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| Installation of file...LOVE..in ur syste... |
| A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine. Customer: I can do that. I"m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma"am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install...
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| chandresh kumar | 21:56 | 22/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (166)
| City: Varanasi
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| JOKES4ME................................... |
| Funny Shayari : Shayaris by a software engineer .. Arz kiya hai………………………. Kal jab mile thhe.... to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your FILE NOT FOUND! ------------ --------- --------- Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga... ------------ --------- --------- Sh...
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| BEST FRIEND | 23:10 | 7/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (159)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: meeting new, inte...
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| Jugglery of words |
| Dear All,This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I"ve received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters : When you rearrange the letters : FLIT ON CHEERING ANGELSPARKLING DRIVE BARA THEDA PRINCESS DIANA When you ...
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| janus janus | 18:25 | 31/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (291)
| City: Mumbai(Bombay)
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| New York, New York |
| So people, I am outta here for some weeks, going from shivering in Mumbai to shivering big time in the Big Apple. It should be quite fun, what with the Super Tuesdays happening next week and the country slowly getting into the throes of presidential elections. Not that I know much about it, nor am I going to be involved in the process in any way, b...
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| sushil kumar | 13:12 | 11/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (13)
| City: Lucknow
| Interests: Reading novels, m...
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| Salvation(Moksha) |
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| SALVATION (MOKSHA) My pain is my destiny, Let the body wither away, Let the ashes dissolve in ‘Panch Tatva’, Let the ‘Creator’ not sully his hand to create body for me, Let ‘God’ have the strength to over look my ‘Karma’, Let ‘Him’ bless the soul attain salvation (Moksha). ***********
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| Nirav Lekinwala | 16:41 | 12/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (8)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: music
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| Every Time I See You I Remember Every time I see you I rememberAll the things you did for me when IWas going through my adolescent hell.Yet now I cannot speak unless I cry. I know you are no longer free to see me;You've made your choice, and that I must respect.But I've a need to say that I still love you.I have no fear or pride I need protect. Jus...
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| lavanya | 11:15 | 11/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (3)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: in friends, shopp...
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| FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / MrsREAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cr...
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